A bloke walks into a bar….

BEER WITH A MEDICARE CARD?

In the realm of political antics, Anthony Albanese has become the poster boy for the age-old debate: how much is too much when it comes to alcohol consumption? Rumour has it that during his recent speeches, the only thing smoother than his delivery was the schooner of ale he had on standby! 🍺

Picture this: Albanese walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “What can I get you?” He replies, “I’ll have what I’m serving up in Parliament—just a splash of charm offensive with a generous pour of optimism!”

And let’s not forget those late-night brainstorming sessions! If the ideas are flowing as freely as the drinks, we might just end up with a national policy on ‘Wine Wednesdays’—because if you can’t fix the economy, at least you can fix a nice glass of Shiraz!

So here’s to Albanese: may his speeches always be spirited, his decisions well-aged, and his hangovers... well, hopefully not too taxing on the nation! Cheers!